Monthly Archiv: April, 2023

Why Can’t You Just Toss That Turtle or Koi?

Why can’t you just toss a pet turtle out into cold water or bring them into warm water during the off-season?


Like, if you have turtles that are used to it in the house it’s 69 to 79° and you want to put them out in the spring and it’s 48°, why would that hurt them?

Or, if it’s in the middle of the summer, and for some reason they go down to 55° because of a water line break, why does that kill them?

https://drjohnson.com/why-cant-you-put-fish-and-turtles-in-chilly-water/

Cold blooded animals are able to survive in these temperatures because they have what are called iso enzymes. They have enzymes that allow their metabolism to perform in the heat of the summer, but it is yet another set of enzymes that allows them to perform in practically ice water in the winter time. Something we cannot do.

Read the whole thing: (3.5min read)

https://drjohnson.com/why-cant-you-put-fish-and-turtles-in-chilly-water/

Dying Funny

All your life, (until it’s your turn), death is something “that happens to other people, not me.“

This is especially true when you’re a kid. Because hardly anyone you know dies. Everybody, including your parents is kind of young really.

But you can get pretty old before it dawns on you that ONCE in your life, death isn’t something that happens to somebody else.

And, then you just hope it’s not scary. Or if it’s scary, that it’s only 30 seconds or less. 

I’ve pretty much decided that if I can still speak, while I’m dying, (let’s say, I’m having some sort of massive heart attack) I’m going to grab the nearest stranger, by the front of their shirt, and say “Listen, I’ve got to tell you where I stashed all the gold…“ Or, I’m thinking I might just say “Delete my browsing history…“ or maybe: “They finally got me but I’ve got to tell somebody the truth about Area 51… It’s glorious and they’re keeping it a secret…” And then die. 

I’m a little jealous.  Over many years, three of my fave customers died of something called “asystole”.

You don’t have a heart attack. It doesn’t hurt. Your heart literally stops beating for some reason. Instantly your blood pressure drops to zero and if you’re awake, you fade to black. 

And three of those guys, went to heaven in their sleep, that way. Two of the three were in their La-Z-Boy recliners, on a holiday. One was Thanksgiving. The other was Super Bowl Sunday. 

What kind of amazing, good things do you have to do in your life to attract that kind of karma? Imagine if you were so weird that you walked around all day telling people “Hey, have a great day, and I hope you die of asystole!“ Meaning it in the best possible way. And, much later in life.

Salmon Diets With Chicken?

Miss leading food labels

Something that IAMS has started to do, and they are not by any means alone in this, is putting misleading information on the bags of dog food that they sell.

It’s pretty simple, you’ll see a bag from them that says salmon and sweet potato.

As a consumer you might purchase that because those are typically hypoallergenic components in a diet.

The problem is that if you look at the back more closely you will see that perhaps the first two ingredients are salmon and sweet potato, The third and fourth ingredient or chicken and corn! The problem is with this is that a person might have purchased the food to secure one per team for their pet, and actually be buying something they specifically didn’t want.

Normally I like to run on and on in my articles about things but this is pretty straightforward.

Please be sure to read the bag of food that you’re feeding and make sure is that what is on the front of the bag is exclusive to things on the back of the bag.

Mormyrid fish

Tell me everything I need to know about Mormyrid  fish
Mormyrid fish are a family of freshwater fish found in Africa. They are also known as elephantfish, electric fish, or weakly electric fish. They are found in rivers, streams, and lakes throughout much of Africa, from Senegal to Ethiopia and south to Angola.
Mormyrid fish are unique in that they have the ability to generate weak electric fields to detect prey and navigate in murky waters. They have a specialized organ called an electrocyte that produces an electric field, which they use to detect prey, communicate with other fish, and navigate in murky waters.
Mormyrid fish are typically small, ranging from 2-20 cm in length. They have a long, slender body and a large head with a protruding snout. They have large eyes and a long, thin tail.
Mormyrid fish are omnivorous, feeding on a variety of small invertebrates, such as worms, crustaceans, and insect larvae. They also feed on small fish and plant material.
Mormyrid fish are popular in the aquarium trade, and are often kept as pets. They are relatively easy to care for, and can live for up to 10 years in captivity.

Housekeeping.

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8. Dr. Sarah J. Jones, Licensed Clinical Psychologist
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Raw Diet For Cats

The article at Dr Johnson.com got an update with some (7) new photos from the production of the food by Geordan. There's a download of the actual recipe for raw food you make for your cat, too.
If you ever wondered about making a good quality raw diet and some of the equipment you need, plus a recipe, plus proof that it is a diet in production –  here it is:

Comprehensive Care & Feeding: North American Wood Turtle Care: Glyptemys insculpta


North American Wood Turtle Care: Glyptemys insculpta
I put together an article with some illustrations about Glyptemys insculpta. Mainly for the websites, but also because I might be getting some for a breeding colony. I'd like to repatriate these in areas.
They're super-smart turtles, and I've seen them 'solve problems' like whether to go over something or look further for a way around it.
Normal turtles just run back and forth waiting for a crack in the obstacle to let them through.
If you need information about North American Wood Turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, please check this out:
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