Unsolveable: HP 4001ne set up fail: Software, “taking longer than expected” No fix in 2024

hp Laserjet Pro 4001ne Software setting up never ends

Laser jet pro 4001 NE stuck on this is taking longer than expected

HP Support Website: “Welp. Yep, sorry about that. Sometimes they just do that. We got nothing for you. Is it too late to return it?”

Doc Johnson here. I regret to tell you that in 2024, with all the world’s interwebs, and science resources at our fingertips, there’s an HP Printer out that which can “brick” itself, irrevocably. Even new, straight out of the box! And if you get this situation, RETURN IT AT ONCE. DO NOT WAIT FOR TECH SUPPORT because there isn’t any.

The question about “Laser jet pro 4001 NE stuck on this is taking longer than expected” has been asked on the hp.com website a WHOPPING 33 times. A similarly worded question was posed to tech support 7 times. Another almost identical question was asked there twice. I posted the question one time also.

There is no solution because THAT PARTICULAR PRINTER has no Wifi Reset. So, you saved money skipping the touch screen, but you lost the entire printer with this glitch, without a hard reset. What protects consumers from buying a printer like Laser jet pro 4001 NE again? When is a “really bad idea and design” evident before purchase?

THAT PARTICULAR PRINTER has no Wifi Reset.

The HP Laserjet pro 4001ne printer lacks a pressable WiFi button to press concurrently with ‘cancel’ (the “X” button) for reset, and it lacks a Wifi reset button on the back. And also, without the touch screen, there’s no “Network reset” option as there is in the touchscreen models. The printer is “bricked”. Sparkling new, out of the box.

HP’s workaround for HP Laserjet pro 4001ne? None.

HP’s response regarding the HP Laserjet pro 4001ne? None.

There’s an HP Printer out that which can “brick” itself, irrevocably: The hp Laserjet Pro 4001ne

If, somehow you figure out that there IS a way to fix this, for example:

  • Put hpsmart on your phone and detect and install from there. (Did not work)
  • Use hpsetup.com on your phone or computer and try again using a different network (Did not work)
  • Find a secret pathway to HP Tech Support and they somehow tell you a magical way to stop the printer coming up in ‘software fuckdate mode’ (Not known)
  • Creative ways to use the brick as more than a doorstop. (Hollow it out and use it as a bird house)

Please let me know so I can update this document about the hp Laserjet Pro 4001ne

I wonder how many OTHER hp printers can brick themselves. Or is it just the HP Laserjet pro 4001ne, this beautiful, useless, white brick of plastic and toner?

They make the SAME PRINTER only it’s TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS CHEAPER and the only difference is that you need to use a USB cable (just the first time) to set it up, and it can’t BRICK ITSELF by being so technologically fragile, so it is cool. HP Laserjet Pro 4001 (plain)

New out of box lj pro 4001ne stuck on HP software is setting up your printer for over 24 hours

HP 4001ne not setting up taking longer than expected

03-23-2023 12:37 PM HP Laserjet pro 4001ne Will not setup when plugged into network says taking longer than expected, have been waiting for day and restarted several times. there have been several posts with the same issue, what’s the fix, or do I send this piece of junk back?

Hi there, my laser jet pro 4001ne has been getting stuck on software is setting up your printer and then it starts to say this is taking longer than expected. I left it on for a couple days and HP Laserjet pro 4001ne just stayed on “this is taking longer than expected.” Anyone know how to fix this HP Laserjet pro 4001ne?

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Anti-Cancer Protocol and Documentation

Note: 090324 Actual anti-cancer protocols are moving towards Ivermectin and away from Fenbendazole.

It has happened that doctors (by happenstance non-veterinarians) who have recommended and sold products to dog owners, outside of FDA and other regulatory purview, at high dollar making unreasonable claims, have paid a hefty legal price. Key issues there were the collection of steep fees against unreasonable claims, and then selling “product” to these hopeful customers. The key element of my musings is that I don’t sell the “product” nor to I profit (well besides a finder’s fee from Amazon in the amount of 17 cents which is a net-loss against the cost of building and maintaining this page.) The point is that I sell no product, and I promise nothing.

 

 

 

 

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Let’s dose this out for a dog that weighs about 66 pounds.

Flintstones Complete – Give one tablet per day

NAC 600mg – Give two caps per day

Rx Colchecine 0.6mg – 1.5 tablets by mouth once a day.

Rx Prednisone 20mg – Give 1+1/2 tablet twice a day for 14 days then 1+1/2 tablet per day long term.

Fenbendazole 1 gram packets – Give 1.5 packets by mouth daily for 3 days then 4 days off.

DHEA 100mg – Give 3 capsules by mouth once a day every day.

Geranyl Geraniol 150mg –  Give one capsule by mouth daily

TUDCA 250mg –  Give two caps by mouth once a day

Berberine 500mg – Give one capsule by mouth once a day

  • DMSO Fluids once a week
  • Costco Kirkland’s Signature Salmon and Sweet Potato dry dog food.

  • Geranyl geraniol is mild in flavor. It tastes like butter that’s been warm a little too long, but without going bad. It does not burn the tongue or the skin.

Read Joe Tippens actual protocol for humans if you want.

How much is Colchicine? The following prices are for NINETY tablets.

 

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Automatic Feeder and The Three Reasons You Actually NEED One.

The Quick Read (Download, Read Online, Printable) in two pages illustrated.

This is EXACTLY the Petsafe Feeder WIFI 24 cup model that I used to make this video, and that I use for Ajax. (MY own dog) (Buy One)

Automatic Feeders seemed like something I never needed. They are “new fangled” and I’ve lived without one, since forever.
Except that using an Autofeeder (Buy one) has revolutionized my pet’s management, and that of my customers, in a few important ways.
Me: “What’s Your Favorite Part of Autofeeders?”
Her: “That she doesn’t come and bother me.”
Portion control is a BIG PIECE, because some animals eat SO MUCH and SO FAST that the owners have to buy special “Maze Bowls” or put golf balls in the food bowl so the cat or dog has to slow down. Many owners find that an auto feeder dispensing small amounts of food several times a day prevents gorging-fast and the vomiting is ended.

“Many Small Feedings prevents fast-gorging and throwing up.”

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“Saving Sick Fish” by Dr. Erik Johnson

Forty page crash course with NO 'unnecessary' topics or information. You can solve fish health problems quickly and develop adequate proficiency to succeed with fish keeping and the aquarium hobby in an illustrated 2 to 3 hour read.

The author provides guidance and “how to's” based on more than twenty years experience as a fish health veterinarian. Author of several other books on fish health, this is not a “pop-up” Chat GPT produced guess-book.

The book is supported by 21 QR Codes which take the reader to more information at the book's supporting website of the same name, savingsickfish.org where the reader will find a support forum, more than 60 conserved (reader only) resources which are substantially video tutorials.
This is exactly the book you would give to a new hobbyist who wanted to be “pretty good” at fish keeping right out of the gate. You will stop losing fish and start enjoying the hobby.

If I was training a new employee for a pet shop, fish-friendly veterinary clinic, a garden center or pond company, this would be the book I'd hand the prospect. If someone bought a fish or tank from me, I'd give  them this book so they could get up to speed without ANY wasted time. There are 21 Q-R Codes that take you from A to Z if you somehow want more depth than the book gives you. There are nerds like that. The happy kid on the cover is better than a dead fish with it's guts showing, which is NORMALLY what you see on a fish diseases book. I hope you like it. Doc Johnson

ISBN: 9798884863620

Imprint: Independently published
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Saving Sick Fish: How to Save Fish FAST!

The TLDR of Fish Health. Mastery in 40 pages. The new book by Dr Erik Johnson ( drjohnson.com and Koivet.com )
The brand new Fish Health and treatment book is available at https://savingsickfish.org/thenewbook and 
https://savingsickfish.org/order
If I was training a new employee for a pet shop, fish-friendly veterinary clinic, a garden center or pond company, this would be the book I'd hand the prospect. If someone bought a fish or tank from me, I'd give  them this book so they could get up to speed without ANY wasted time. There are 21 Q-R Codes that take you from A to Z if you somehow want more depth than the book gives you. There are nerds like that. The happy kid on the cover is better than a dead fish with its guts showing, which is NORMALLY what you see on a fish diseases book. I hope you like it. Doc Johnson
Forty page crash course with NO 'unnecessary' topics or information. You can solve fish health problems quickly and develop adequate proficiency to succeed with fish keeping and the aquarium hobby in an illustrated 2 to 3 hour read.
The author provides guidance and “how to's” based on more than twenty years experience as a fish health veterinarian. Author of several other books on fish health, this is not a “pop-up” Chat GPT produced guess-book.
The book is supported by 21 QR Codes which take the reader to more information at the book's supporting website of the same name, savingsickfish.org where the reader will find a support forum, more than 60 conserved (reader only) resources which are substantially video tutorials.
This is exactly the book you would give to a new hobbyist who wanted to be “pretty good” at fish keeping right out of the gate. You will stop losing fish and start enjoying the hobby.
About the video on Youtube.com
https://youtu.be/73-JoA9YmHg?si=-nRvea4e9mKY8GCD
Another personal introduction to the book with Dr Johnson in person.
https://youtu.be/rDNobmONJZo?si=y8Zj6NiGAE7v05wJ
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“Spotless Ich” is a Thing. But it’s EASY. (Video)

For some reason, Ich organisms don't cause white spots in Koi and most goldfish. I've NEVER seen white spot on Koi. At the same time, some of the hottest Ich infestations were on Koi. WITHOUT WHITE SPOTS.
If you see Koi or Goldfish turning red, getting slimy and depressed, it's usually a crashing pH but that's easy to prove.
Then if the pH is okay, you could break out your trusty microscope.
OR just start some salting.
Good article on salting over at savingsickfish.org
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Chinese triple threat

According to authorities, the Chinese immigrants do not carry guns; and so they are not soldiers or spies. Whew!!!
You don’t have to Google some obscure, fringe right wing newsletter to find this information. It is being reported by CBS, NBC, MSNBC, New York Times, Washington Post, and all the mainstream media.

First fact:

There is an armed Chinese satellite trained on each and every unarmed American communications satellite. 

Second fact: 

Chinese immigration across the southern border has increased 500% and is the fastest growing demographic entering the United States illegally.

Third fact: 

China owns almost 400,000 acres of land which represents about one percent of American farmland, this has jumped 400% since 2020. The US Department of agriculture is not enforcing reporting laws, and they are buying farmland near Air Force bases. Currently, foreign land purchasers are on a self reporting basis. It is an unmonitored situation, and the USDA is not enforcing policies and fines associated with not disclosing the location and purpose of privately held farmland.

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