Land Invasion of United States by Chinese “Migrants” Trained on US Soil

So I  had an interesting experience this morning. One of my employees asked me if everyone's Internet was down, cellphones, internet, everything. We all checked our gear… Nah, it was fine but it got me thinking.
This isn't a political post. There's a timeline and I'll keep it brief.

A buddy in Tennessee sent me an article about the border. The article said the Border crossings in the Southwest US saw more Chinese “migrants” through our open border in the first four months of the new year (the government year starts Oct 2023 so it's been 4 months) than the *entirety* of 2021. I checked that article, and as much as what FOX News says: it's true. 500% increase from this time last year (Feb 2024)
In a parallel universe: Months ago, I heard on NPR that the Chinese hold more private land in the United States than anyone else. I didn't fact check it because it was on NPR.
And in another discovery: In 2020, I read online that there is a foreign (Chinese) network of armed satellites trained on our public and private comsats sufficient to destroy our entire Internet infrastructure*. And has been extant for years. And the US has known about it. And it's purpose has been clearly available. And yet on the surface nothing is being done about it (but would we actually know?)
I always knew that America was ripe for a land occupation. The US couldn't raise a troop of competent, resilient homeland defenders if our lives depended on it. Guns are 'icky' and Sargeant Rock and John Wayne are the worst of men. Testosterone toxicity blocks their emotional spectrum and expressiveness. Naricissists, every one. But it's possible we'll need more than some fat old fringe-group of middle aged NRA gun hoarders to repel conscripted farmers with rusty WWII Mausers. Which are still formidable in expendable hands.

*Only the surface of the Chinese capabilities and intent was scratched in the reporting of how Elon Musks string of private network satellites are first in line if the Chinese use their sleeping satellite army.

Two things differ glaringly from entertaining, supposedly impossible fictions written on this:
Authors “playing with these ideas” posited a giant “EMP” to solve the US vulnerability issue. But it's actually likely that a much more tenable anti-satellite campaign will disable effective American response. And secondly, nobody gave serious thought to the number of Chinese “migrants” that could be stockpiled on private land in the midwest and elsewhere.
https://future.fandom.com/wiki/Invasion_of_the_U.S._Mainland

All the pieces are absolutely in place. Fortunately, we have super strong leadership ready to handle this twenty-first-century Cuban-Missile-Crisis. And that invasion of the United States by conscripted farmers would be met by a sinewy, well-organized population of able-bodied civilians ready to defend the country. So it's all impossible. Thank goodness.

Plus, our global culture makes “walking in an taking over a country” like in the thirties and forties very passe. Gauche really. Folks recognize that “taking over the world” is so old-school World War II-ish. Well except Russia's occupation of Ukraine. Maybe we're not through with “taking over each other's countries” after all.  

But if everyone's Internet goes down while the “immediate surroundings seem fine at the moment” I'm getting out of town. Because shortly after that, there'll be soldiers. Not very good ones. But LOTS of them. With guns. Who are at the very least more manly than we are. And hungrier.

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